The Clownhammer

Ah...! What's happening? Er, excuse me, who am I? - 9/10/2000, 3:44 PM - by Jason

     So, er what's up? I'd just like the few of you reading this that I'm making this up as I go along, and, I have absolutely no idea as to what the hell I'm going to do with this site. That's reassuring, now, isn't it? I have absolutely nothing to do this afternoon, and I have only work to look forward to tonight, so, I decided to start up a site. Why? Oh, no particular reason. I think I may add some poetry I've been drudging up, if only to put it somewhere where I can show my friends, and maybe adding a messageboard where me and my friends can talk. If you happen to have come across this site and you're not my friend, well, hey, how are ya? I assure you, things will get more interesting as I go along.
     Oh, what's with the name of the page? Nothing really. It's just a name. I was just entertained by the a huge hammer they used occasionally on MST3K. I'm all for bludgeoning people with huge hammers, so, there you go. Apparently there are other people who are entertained by the term "clown hammer". I have nothing to do with them.
     Yeah, I know, I'm pretty blatantly ripping off one of the most popular formats for making a webpage. It's easy, and I'm not in the mood to make anything up myself right now. That's my excuse. Anyways, I'm off. I'll polish this page up a bit more when I have the time and the energy. OK. When I have the energy.